Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes
Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.
Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said
Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.
Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me.
Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.
Libra: Stop war hug more
Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep
Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend
Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.
Pisces: Fuck my life.
Tag game; give us five random things about yourself & pass it on to ten of your followers. I was tagged by penthesila1623
1. I have ridiculously tiny feet for someone who’s 5’9”. Depending on the shoe, it 7 to 7.5. I blame them for my lack of balance.
2. I spent three months in Ireland for a study abroad program. It was the most fantastic three months of my life and coming home was painful.
3. I spent my summers growing up performing in a water ski show. Think of it as a carnival but on water. I wish I could say there were no clowns.
4. I just took my winter down comforter off my bed about two weeks ago. It’ll probably go back on in about a month. I hate being cold.
5. I have a hereditary birthmark on my ribs that kinda looks like a UFO if you turn your head to the side and squint.
Just for funsies. Tagging the usual suspects. You know who you are. ;)